[ Kimiko leans forward over her phone, inappropriately invested in this romance between a guy she only recently met and a chick she doesn't know at all. ]
[It's okay Kimiko, that's just human nature. It's why we watch The Bachelor, or K-dramas. Or Rock of Love.
Mm, maybe not that one.]
One of my bosses is letting me stash my ingredients for the dinner at his place I just need to save up for a table and two chairs And a nice tablecloth, not some cheap plastic stuff. And some candles. I think candles would be nice.
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If something's going to take me out, it's definitely not a serial killer
That'd be too embarrassing for me.
Besides, someone's got to deliver people's bad take-out food to them
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[ Dude! Stay inside. 😡 She'll be so mad if she has to rescue you. ]
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I can teleport you know!
It's hard to skin a guy if he just poofs away 🤫
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[ She's, uh, like 63% certain on this. Or is a skinwalker, or possesses people, or does something weird. ]
Please just be careful.
You don't heal like I do, right?
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[He's going to just assume he's 100% right, no further investigation needed.]
Sure I don't heal like you, but I've got health insurance, so it's probably fine.
And there are more stressful things going on in my life than a serial killer.
I'm thinking about finally asking my roommate out.
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[ Kimiko leans forward over her phone, inappropriately invested in this romance between a guy she only recently met and a chick she doesn't know at all. ]
When?
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Mm, maybe not that one.]
One of my bosses is letting me stash my ingredients for the dinner at his place
I just need to save up for a table and two chairs
And a nice tablecloth, not some cheap plastic stuff.
And some candles. I think candles would be nice.
Or do you think that would be too much???
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That could be nice.
Do you know what she wants to do?
If you two live together, don't you eat together regularly?
Something different might be fun
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It's important to put effort into the presentation
I know it's kind of weird but the hotel is a sort of
special place for us.
In a weird way.
Do you think it's underwhelming???
Maybe I should have a plan B.
I just need to write it into my budget
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Well, who is she to judge? ]
What is your budget?
Have you thought about the food you'll serve?
If you're expecting her to do the cooking
You might die.
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I uh
I took some cooking lessons for a few things.
Some things from home, but also spaghetti
The fancy kind. With dessert too
Someone we live near is a really good chef.
She fed me the first night I was here so I always wanted to return the favor anyway
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Let me know how it goes. :)
You deserve to be happy.
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He can't stand it, but also deeply appreciates it. A paradox if ever there was one.]
I will.
If it fails you'll have to help me black out with booze 🙂👍
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👍
[ Anyway, dude, stop talking to her and go do a date. ]